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Rihanna just gets hotter and hotter, doesn’t she? First she comes onto the scene and is just this adorable Barbadian with a few poppy songs that are fun to listen to with your girlfriend, then gets remixed by VND & LSM (a break that undoubtedly created her now trademark multi-genre performances and fanbase), then about a million other people remix her, then she gets that hot Morrissey haircut that continues to drive me up the wall, then she jumps on stage with the Klaxons at the 2008 Brit Awards (which you can check out HERE), then she wins a Grammy, then I find out that her real first name is Robyn (so cute), and finally ‘Shut Up And Drive’ got remixed by Wideboys. Need I say more? I’m smitten as a kitten. Chris Brown, back off. You’re too black for her. She clearly fits in better with skinny white guys who play with amps and computers.

Here is more irrefutable proof that Rihanna loves white guys.

Barbara Tucker is undoubtedly a crazy fucking lady, having professionally (& successfully) worn the hats of singer, songwriter, producer, choreographer, performer, & promoter. Her voice alone isn’t anything that stands apart from the many other generic black female vocalist who have graced the dubs of countless american house classics, but that doesn’t change the fact that her music is amazing and full of some sort of overly contagious alien energy. Needless to say, Tucker must’ve done ALOT of cocaine to keep up such a sporadic career amidst so many high-energy atmospheres.

Here’s the original of one classic circa 2000 + an unlikely remix by garage icons Artful Dogder.

On a side note, I suggest you purchase Ministry Of Sound’s Garage Classics mixed by Wideboys. Listening to this CD set will only reaffirm the growing belief that Americans don’t listen to enough garage.